Who Else Is Obsessed With Jonghyun’s Hair?

I FUCKING LOVE JONGHYUN’S HAIR!!

sexiness overload!

At first, I wasn’t exactly the biggest fan of Jonghyun’s hair. If there was an award called “2009’s Best Korean Celeb Hair Color Award” or whatever, I would’ve given it to G-Dragon.

Then I fall in love with Jonghyun’s hair, I’m so confused now!

It’s like orangey-brownish-auburnish at the top, until it fades into a nice platinum blonde. I love his hair color, not to mention that Jonghyun looks just drop dead gorgeous when he sings “Ring Ding Dong”!

But am I the only one who thinks his hair kind of reminds me of Hayley Williams’s hair from like…2005? Sorry if I got that wrong, I’m not exactly a Paramore fan (but I still bought their album, don’t hate).

Aww she was so baby-faced back then!:D

 

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Do You Believe In “Love At First Sight”?

Okay, this is like, what, 4 days old. If you absolutely cannot stand reading a four-day-old news, then Sarcastic! is not for you. Go visit Popseoul or Allkpop or some bigger blogs like that. SJFF is tired because she just finished dyeing a super cute vintage dress she found at a vintage store.

So, my question is whether you believe in love at first sight, or not. Personally, I don’t. I’ve never experienced it, and I don’t think I ever would.

I don’t know about you, but Leeteuk does.

I do!

So four days ago (okay, whatever. Shut up.), Leeteuk revealed in a TV show that he does indeed, believe in love at first sight, and in fact, has experienced one. He said that three years ago, he actually saw the most gorgeous girl on the planet. After getting Shindong to get her number, he finally got the nerve to go up to her and talk to her a bit. My question is, if you had the nerve to go talk to her, then why didn’t you get her number yourself in the first place, but whatever.

Anyways, he asked her if she wanted to go out with him some time. Are you fucking serious. She made it clear to him that she wasn’t really into teen idols. Anyhow, she went out on a date with him, and he officially asked her out there. She said yes, but after that first date, she stopped contacting him for a week. While he started wondering what was up with her, she asked him if he wanted to go see a movie with her. He said he even considered ditching Super Junior and his celebrity status just to marry her. Are you fucking serious. It was then when this rich guy, her real boyfriend, called her on the phone. He found out that she already was in a relatioship with her rich boyfriend, and that she dated him only because he was clinging on to her so much. She stopped contacting him ever since, and he was depressed for six months because of her.

Aww.

But I still don’t believe in “love at first sight.” It’s probably just lust, or aesthetic attraction, not love.

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Raise Your Hand If You’re Gay/Bi

His fans don't bash him.

How come the only confirmed gay celebrity in Korea is Hong Seokchun? There has to be a lot more of them.

I remember arguing with this one reader about homosexuality a while ago. She has claimed that most Koreans are probably not homophobic, because Donghae once said on a TV show that there’s nothing wrong with gays. First of all, Donghae is not, I repeat, not an accurate sample of an average Korean male. Secondly, that quote was from Super Junior Mini Drama.

I am not trying to convince that Donghae is a close-minded douche. I am not saying that all Koreans are homophobic either. But after a ton of encounters with Koreans and Korean immigrants, I have to make a generalization: the Korean society in general is homophobic.

As a biromantic asexual, I know how hiding in the closet feels: it sucks. Girls often make comments like how they hate bisexual and lesbian girls, and while I am neither bisexual nor lesbian, it still hurts. So imagine how the gay/bi Korean celebrities would feel. There are rumors floating around on the web about their sexual orientation, and their fans “defend” them by saying sh*t like “OMFG MY OPPA CANT BE GAY EW THATS DISGUSTING DONT EVEN USE HIS NAME AND THE WORD GAY IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!!” Yeah, that was a very thoughtful comment.

I am not saying that he is, but Heechul from Super Junior is one of the celebrities whom is rumored to be bisexual. Whenever I make this statement, I get billions of angry comments from his non-English speaking fans bashing on bisexuality and insisting that he is not bisexual. I mean, seriously, what’s so wrong with bisexual guys? I’m going to sound sexual here; bisexual guys are hot as hell.  And it’s not like he is the only one who’s rumored to be bisexual/gay. Jang Geun Suk (yes, the drop dead gorgeous hottie from You’re Beautiful), Gong Yoo, and Won Bin are also rumored to be gay/bi (I AM NOT saying that they are), so stop complaining that people are picking on Heechul.

Maybe the gay/bi celebrities want to come out of the closet. Well, maybe it’s the homophobic attitudes of the fans that are making it hard for them to be honest. Seriously, stop bashing on us people of alternative sexual orientations and mind your own business. You yourself is probably not 100% heterosexual either.

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