SNSD And 2PM(JYP) Are “Elite” Models

NOT.

 So did they kick Battle out?Or was that Ivy Club?I don’t know.I don’t wear school uniforms.
 So the new models of the South Korean uniform brand “Elite” are SNSD,Nikkoon,and Chansung(those two guys are from JYP’s new boy band,”2Pm”).And although I think the picture is cute and all,I don’t like those uniforms.Who wears pink,orange,or green uniforms in Korea?Most just wear school colors or colors like navy blue or brown.And seriously,Sunny needs to get rid of those leggings.They look ugly on her,no offense(not that she’s ugly or anything).Same goes for Taeyeon.And Yoona’s jacket…Did they throw a tablecloth or something on her?And Tiffany needs to change her hairstyle.She’s been wearing the same hair since 2007.

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A New JYP Boy Band…UGH!

 2PM.Another crappy boy band from JYP Entertainment.Seriously,Asian-Americans,aren’t we fed up with all these untalented boy bands?For me,SHINee was the limit.But like 4 other boy bands debuted after they have,and now it’s getting very very annoying.JYP’s just trying to make his boy bands popular by relating them to Wonder Girls.

 So 2AM was an earlier version of 2PM.They are actually not real groups,but sub-groups or units,like Super Junior H or something like that.It is rumored that they will unite as one group someday.

 And that’s another monsterously big boy band.Like Super Junior.In fact,those guys kind of reminds me of Super Junior during the Don’t Don’ era.Those tattoos…Clothes…Tanned skin…How many members are in 2AM?Like 4?And there are 7 members in 2PM so 4+7=11.DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eunhyuk’s Weird Church…Is He Heretical?

Manmin Joongang Church...Wow.That's a big church.

 

 Christian Elves are now feeling pity toward their beloved rapper Eunhyuk.Eunhyuk has been attending “Manmin Joongang Church” with his parents since 1998,and it was reported that the church’s pastor has got some serious issues.He has gone so far that he started calling himself “Little Jesus”. He states that all diseases are from demons, but Jesus had never said that. The church sells a bag of plain salt water for $100,stating that it’s a panacea from God.My sheepish aunt in Korea had bought a bag of the so-called Christian cureall and rubbed it onto her allergic spots,and it just got worse.The members of the Korean Research Institution of Christian Heresy now show clips of Eunhyuk to young Christians at seminars(so they spy into Manmin Joongang Church?).Christian Super Junior fangirls always get shocked after watching video clips of Eunhyuk acting weirdly and start praying for him.

 Well,okay.At least Christian Elves pray for him.Not that I care.I mean,there’s freedom of religion in Korea.I guess this is a Christian issue.
 I guess the thing is that some Christian Super Junior fangirls start going to Manmin Joongang Church and acting like those heretics because they want to see Eunhyuk there.And Eunhyuk himself is one of the most active church members there.

 But who cares.Freedom of religion.South Korea is a democratic country.
 
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