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December 27, 2008

“Girl Big Bang” Debuting On February

Filed under: Whatev. — sjff @ 1:01 pm

 The girl version of Big Bang from the YG Entertainment will be debuting on February. It is said that (although not officially confirmed) there’d be four members in the group: Park Bom, Gong Minji, Sandra Park (remember that girl from Gummy’s “I’m Sorry” MV?),  and CL. G-Dragon of Big Bang would be writing their songs.

 Yay, at last a hip hop girl group.

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December 23, 2008

FT Island Fangirls Going Scary On Their Covers

Filed under: Whatev. — sjff @ 1:55 pm

 So yeah, it’s FT Island covering the song “Time Is Running Out” by Muse, a British rock band. Hell yeah, Korean rock listeners are very mad at them for “messing up” this cover(hey I didn’t say that, the Korean peeps did). Personally as an American rock listener(punk’s my latest obsession-love Sex Pistols!), I don’t think they were, you know, owch-my-eyes terrible. But the fangirls need to chill. Nobody’s posting hate comments, yet they’re freaking out because they think people are going to post mean comments like they did on FT Island’s Out Of Control cover.

 And girls, do some research or at least read the Wikipedia on rock music before you post comments on vids like that. Wonbin’s not screaming. This isn’t some metal song. And the bass wasn’t really all that fantastic. “Like omg Jaejin’s like omg like sooo good! Luv him! Look at that bass riff! Ahh like omg toh-tully sek-sii!” WTF? 
 And don’t be telling us what to listen to. I personally don’t like FT Island songs because that’s my personal taste. Some of us here like rock better than pop. I don’t have to like FT Island, although I agree that Hongki’s damn hot. Those rock listeners are giving constructive criticisms, and I think it’s time for you to realize what’s going on and accept those helpful criticisms.

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December 20, 2008

FT Island Fans Hate Jimi Hendrix

Filed under: Whatev. — sjff @ 7:11 pm
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20 fangirl comments?I feel sry for you!

20 fangirl comments?I feel sry for you!

 

 And I’m serious. Those teenybopper bitches seriously think Choi Jonghoon can play the guitar better than Jimi Hendrix. This is why all the rock listeners in Korea hate FT Island. Grow up fangirls! Admit it! Jimi Hendrix can play the guitar 100x better than FT Island’s guitarists! Not to mention that he’s actually way more famous and I bet the FT Island guitarists look up to him.

 Note:I’ve got nothing against FT Island. But their fangirls really get on my nerves thesedays.

 So it all started with this one stupid question:

FT Island vs Jimmy Hendrix

Translation:FT Island vs Jimi Hendrix

  So yeah,Korean rock listeners and guitarists started criticizing FT Island and the asker. The answerers who called FT Island “Whatever Island” were actually pretty nice compared to the answerers who answered the question “FT Island vs Metallica”(they called them “Fucking Trash Island”). It all went fine and it really was a gentle discussion, until some hotheaded fangirls came up and started bashing.

 bu**8*

하..하..하…. 지금 이 댓글 중에서 내가 젤 길게 쓸거라고 본다…. 씹 쉐끼가 어따대고 욕을 부라려 넌 소뇌가 없냐? 글을 이따구로 쓰게? 그레! 난 지미 헨들인가 뭔가 하는거 지금 알앗어 ㅄ아 그리고 너는 니 얼굴도 안보고 사냐? 난 안봐도 뻔히 어떠케 생겻을지 짐작간다 새꺄] 지미 핸들인가 뭔가하는 고거는 지네나라에서 최고봉일꺼고 울 ft는 한국에서 가장 실력잇는 보이밴드야~ 알어? 하여튼 이런글 쓰는 인간들은 상식이 없어요 상식이 너 쌈질 잘하냐? 아님 말빨이 돼냐? 그런거 잘하는 새끼들이 여기서 이딴말 쓰고 가거나 국어시간에 샘님 말안들엇다는거야 말을 못하면 행동으로 하지..안그래? 너 지금 경찰에서 악플 잡아내고 잇는거 모르지? 병신.. 너 내가 신고하면 니네집 고고싱이야 Ft는 한국에서 최고봉밴드이고 그 지미핸들인가 뭔가는 그 나라에서 최고봉일꺼야 니가 노래를 잘해? 뭘 잘해~ 지미핸들인가 뭔가처럼 기타를 잘다뤄 뭘다뤄 태평양에 빠진 쥐새끼? 야 그래도 쥐는 음식이라도 먹어준다 넌 뭐냐 넌 서해안에 빠진 쇠똥구리냐 뭐냐 비유도 못하는게 어디서 아는척하고 ㅈㄹ이야 ㅈㄹ도 병이 란다. 너 혹시 병원 가봣니? ㅈㄹ도 작작해야 ㅈㄹ이다.. 모르면 아.닥하고 잇어 개념 상근이 개껌으로 팔아먹은 개.껌.새.끼.야.
 
 Translation: Hahaha.I bet I’d be the one writing the longest comment on here.You fucking bitch why do you criticize them?Don’t you have a brain?Why are you writing like this?Fine!This is the first time I heard the name Jimi Hendel or whatever retard.(author’s note:you bitch you say that disrespectful shit about him one more time and I’ll beat your fucking fat ass Korean bitch.If you know nothing about him,then shut the hell up and go and listen to the pseudo rock songs like After Love bitchass).And don’t you ever look at your face?I can totally imagine how you look bitch!That Jimi whatever must be the best in his country and my FT is the best boyband in Korea~you know that?Anyway people who write these things have no common sense,no common sense.Can you fight?Or are you witty?Bastards like those write craps like this on here and don’t listen to their teachers in Language Arts.You only act because you can’t speak up for yourself right?Don’t you know that the police are out there looking for ill commentors?Retard…If I file a report on you they’ll come right into your house.FT is the best in Korea and that Jimi whatever must be the best in his country.Can you sing?What exactly can you do?Can you play the guitar like that Jimi person?What exactly can you do?A rat that got dumped in the Pacific Ocean?Hey at least rats eat.What are you a bug got dumped in to the West Sea?You can’t even be sarcastic and yet you’re acting like a retard.Acting like a retard is a disease you know that?Have you seen your doctor?Enough is enough.If you don’t know then shut the hell up you bitch.
en**lrje*
에프티가 요즘 대세 거든요 ??? 그브이에스 옆에 누구??
Don’t you know that FT is the hottest thing thesedays???Who the heck is that person right next to the vs?
li*zz*
Are you kidding me?FT Island is way better lol
 Tons of more fangirlish comments, but I was too lazy to translate them all, lol.
 Man, I hate those Korean fangirls who think their oppas are all better than rock legends! I’m so ashamed that I’m of Korean ancestry! Is that why I’m losing my interest on Kpop more and more thesedays?
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Translation: “Super Junior Kim Heechul Gets Injured After Trying to Keep His Friendship” (the news article’s title)
 
 Metallica? Are you kidding me?(the fangirl’s post’s title)
 Metallica? Are you kidding me?
 I’ve never heard of that group called Metallica.
 I don’t know if that’s the group you like,
but have you ever watched a Super Junior concert?
 Say that after watching their concert.
 Metallica’s no match for Super Junior even if you were only looking at the number of their fans!
 Now that’s why I don’t like Siwon and Kibum thesedays.
 Sorry girls, but James Hetfield is way sexier than Yesung.
 
 
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