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January 31, 2009

I’m Glad That Wonbin Left FT Island!

Filed under: Whatev. — sjff @ 1:04 pm

 I’ve had some people telling me that I wasn’t sarcastic enough after my long break, you know, after when I got tired of fighting off the uh-noying Suju teenybopper fangirls and kind of took a long vacation. I used to criticize all the artists I wanted, and now I just seem like some Kpop-obsessed rock chick. So alright, I’m going to speak out my mind. After all, this is my personal blog, so why should anybody else care?

He’s gorgeous lmaoXD

 So I’m going to be honest here. Although FT Island fans, who have not been on good terms with me (most are hotheaded Asian FOBs anyway) will certainly hire a sniper to assassinate me or drop an atomic bomb in my house, I’m going to say it. I’m GLAD that Wonbin left FT Island.

 Yes, I’m GLAD that Oh Wonbin left FT Island. Sure, he’s sexy, although I can’t say that he catches up with Hongki in terms of hotness. He looks darn hot when he adorably tries to scream sing “Out of Control”(by Hoobastank), or raps seductively in “Girls Don’t Know.” His Korean accent is even sexier, and he even looks gorgeous in the mallpunk clothes that he wore on SBS Gayo Daejun, while Jaejin looks like he is wearing that Joey Jordison mask and Jonghoon Marilyn Manson rather than John Lydon.
 But that’s it. He’s hot. That’s it.

 Hey, you’ve gotta be honest with me. Wonbin’s not that good of a guitarist. I’m not expecting Jimmy Page out of him. Don’t say “but he’s better than you!” I can at least use effector pedals. Wonbin actually gets criticized a lot from rock fans, mainly because he is in FT Island, the unofficial public enemy number one in many Korean rock fans’ eyes. They bash on everyone they consider “sellouts”, starting from Buzz and Linkin Park, so you really shouldn’t mind. But what they’re saying is, for the most part, right. FT Island aren’t all that great, no offense. And now Wonbin’s out, that burden’s off from his shoulder. He would get less critisms, which should ease him a little bit.
 
 FT Island got a huge amount of media coverage due to Wonbin’s departure. What a huge saving of money. Also thanks to his leaving, Primadonnas made more friends. They weren’t really on good terms with SHINee fans, but now they’re buddies. They became even closer with Elves, who went through a similar situation. VIPs and Cassis are now BFFs with Primadonnas, comforting one another. I mean, at least Primadonnas made some friends. Cassis and Elves all hated them since the ‘07(not 08!) Asia Song Festival Incident when it was reported that some crazy Primadonnas ripped Cassiopeias and Elves’ fan placards and punched some Cassiopeias who were chanting “makjang Hongki” and “FT Island suck.”
 
 So yeah, it’s all beneficial. And we don’t know yet if Song Seunghyun’s good or not. Who knows? He may be an undiscovered guitar god. Wonderfuls hated Yoobin when she first came in, but now they all love her. Camilias also hated Ku Hara and Kang Jiyoung, but they don’t anymore. You guys might start liking Seunghyun too; after all, he’s kinda cute. He probably has been recording with them past few months, since you just can’t release an album in like 2 weeks. It took 14 years for Guns ‘n Roses (and now Axl isn’t so sexy anymore!=[ ); for most teen idol bands it would at least be several months. So this has all been planned for months. Great.
 
 
 If you absolutely can’t get over Wonbin and you know it, it’s okay. Wonbin might start his own band or do other stuffs, so you can still feed on your Wonbin sensation. What I’m worried about is this rumor about him enlisting in the military. That’d be 2~3 years, no!
 Written by SJFF
 Do not take out!
p.s Don’t kill me! This is just my personal opinion.

9 Comments »

  1. I don want won bin leave ft island.i’m sorry to hear that.

    Comment by X — February 20, 2009 @ 6:44 am

  2. I’m sorry to hear that wonbin leave ft island.

    Comment by X — February 20, 2009 @ 6:47 am

  3. Haj me

    Comment by J — February 20, 2009 @ 9:26 pm

  4. @X: I understand that you didn’t want him to leave. *hugs*
    But what are you sorry to hear about? I don’t get it.

    Comment by sjff — February 21, 2009 @ 1:00 pm

  5. @X:Oh okay.Hahahaha. I’m not really his fan so it doesn’t really matter to me. Besides, that Song Seunghyun guy is hella hot so I’m fine with him leaving=) I was a little bit disappointed that he hand-synched but hey, it’s FT Island.

    Comment by sjff — February 21, 2009 @ 1:01 pm

  6. @J: What? I don’t get it. Haj you? Are you a Muslim?

    Comment by sjff — February 21, 2009 @ 1:01 pm

  7. shit man! i hate the way you write*

    Comment by wonbin's fan — April 11, 2009 @ 11:24 am

  8. if u hav enough brain u should think bfore u write!
    bfore u revile someone hav u ever face urself?
    are u good enough?

    ofcoz my binnie not good enough!
    in my opinion he’s the best guitarist! coz he’s too young!
    dont you ever seen times tht wonbin practice for the show?
    can you do lyk him? he works very hard!

    if you dont lyk him why you hav to carp him?
    hehe! FUCK OFF!
    okay okay u right! this’s ur blog but why?
    how come! u think tht ur blog u can Dispraise everybody tht u dont lyk tht you dont lyk lyk u want!
    you wrongg! go home ‘n tell ur mama :]

    who care abt sth tht u wrote?
    juz a little thing!

    * dont call urself tht u r primadonna coz you aren’t

    Comment by wonbin's fan — April 11, 2009 @ 11:32 am

  9. @wonbin’s fan: Hey, how about working on some English? I never called myself a primadonna; never did, never will. Yeah, “Are you good enough yourself?” So fangirlish. It’s like “You shouldn’t tell me to fuck off because your English is worse than mine.” Did Jello Biafra told Nazi punks to fuck off because he could sing better than them? Think about it if you actually have a properly functioning brain.

    Actually you’re the one who should think before you write. I didn’t criticize Wonbin in my post. Just because my blog’s named Sarcastic! and I wrote that he should improve his skills, not looks, that doesn’t automatically qualifies me as his anti-fan or something. And by the way, tlkng liek soooo scenexcore liek diz yo doesn’t make you seem any scener or cooler:)

    Comment by sjff — April 11, 2009 @ 12:00 pm


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