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June 30, 2009

HOT Blond Asian Guys

Filed under: Whatev. — sjff @ 7:15 am
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Why am I keep on seeing people saying things like “Asians don’t look good with blond hair“?
Well, guess what. They do. A lot of them pull off the blond look way better than some close-minded people think. Want some proof? Here we go:
*Leave me a comment if you have a suggestion because I’ll keep adding to the list.

Hero Jaejoong(DBSK)

 jaejoong
Strawberry blond hair makes him look yummier than real berries:)
And my favorite..Whitish blond!

 jaejoong
His hair literally glistens:)

jaejoong
He even pulls off ash blond hair.

Hangeng(Super Junior)

 blond hangeng
I didn’t understand when I saw someone saying that no SJ member looked quite right with bleach blond hair. I was like, wow are you effing serious?:O

 

hangeng and kyu

hangeng and kyu

As for me, I love blond Hangeng! I think it suits him better than black.

Chris(Battle)

 battle chris

Pretty big picture..Well I think he looks pretty cute!!:)
I used to be crazy over this guy. When is Battle releasing a new album?
battle chris
I think reddish blond suits him better though. Still hot:)

 
Sungmin(Super Junior)

 

Another Super Junior guy. Yup, I’ve never thought Sungmin looked hot blond, but at least he pulls it off quite well. I like his hair brown or like, wine purple(I’m serious). Black…freaks me out.

Hey, Sungmin can be hot.
When he was promoting Sorry Sorry of course.*yawns*
sungmin

Miura Haruma(Japanese actor):
miura haruma
Why in the world did God made him so hot!

Yamashita Tomohisa(NEWS):
yamapi
Yamapi looks great, just simply great with reddish blond hair.

Any more suggestions? My brain’s about to blow up so I can’t think of any more. If you have suggestions then just leave a comment.
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June 29, 2009

Yoona’s Not a Pervert

Filed under: Whatev. — sjff @ 9:24 am
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 Yoona lifts Tiffany’s skirt up a little. She asks her why she didn’t wear anything underneath her skirt. Then Sooyoung makes Tiffany turn around.

 Now, judging from the story above, Yoona sounds like a total perv. That’s what a lot of Korean netizens have been saying. She’s not. The real story?

 SNSD was rehearsaling at Show! EumAhk Joongshim(I don’t watch that show so I don’t know the correct romanization of the program’s name) when Yoona found out that Tiffany didn’t wear anything but her underwear under her skirt. Since the floor of the stage was mirrored, she got worried that people might catch a glimpse at her thong or panty or whatever and made sure that it didn’t show. Sooyoung made her turn around to check to see her skirt looked okay.

Yeah. Sometimes pictures lie.

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June 19, 2009

What the Only 13-ers Don’t Get

Filed under: Whatev. — sjff @ 12:33 pm
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ah yes. Only 13

ah yes. Only 13

Warning: You need to use your brain to understand this post. Don’t skim over it.

It’s been a pretty long time since I wrote something on Only 13. As you guys know, I do not support Only 13 for a number of reasons(refer to my All15 page for further info). Even though we may be smaller in number compared to Only 13 supporters, no matter how they insult us, we’re not going to give up. We’ll keep supporting All 15.

 Now, time for some funnnn:D
 
 It’s surprising how there are few Only 13 ELFs who can state why she supports Only 13 in a logical way. Many of them would just simply call us noobs and track down our IP addresses. No offense if you’re an Only 13 activist. Maybe we can start the next anti-WTO protest together with our fellow punk friends and hope Noam Chomsky would defend us.

 But before we start waving our black flag(I’m NOT an anarchist, btw;D), I’m going to have to list here the things that you don’t get about our revolutionary movement. I sincerely hope that this help you understand more of the Only 13 issue.

 1. Leeteuk is a corporate slave.
 Sorry for saying this, but Leeteuk is a corporate slave. You know how capitalism works for musicians, dear activist. Fortunately, he was born into a South Korean family, so his right to freedom of speech is protected. However, it’s up to The Man, aka Lee Sooman, to decide whether he should let Henry and Zhou Mi join the main group of not. Leeteuk, on the other hand, is a corporate slave, who has no right to decide on this issue. Just because he stated that he doesn’t like change, that doesn’t automatically mean that our kampf is over.

 2. Henry and Zhou Mi are not loners, mind you.
 I have a feeling that Super Junior members had wanted to bond together to nonconform to The Man’s absurd expectations. However, this bond is not just shared among the original thirteen members. The five original members in Super Junior M are very close to Henry and Zhou Mi. In addition, non-SJM members such as Sungmin are known for also sharing the Great Proletarian Brotherhood with the two members.

 3. Nationalism is NOT the point.
 We know how nationalism can eventually lead to dreaded fascism. The Korean Nationalism is very well acknowledged and practiced among Korean Only 13 supporters, and for the sake of social justice, we should end it now. Yes, we do have Hangeng, a Chinese member, in the original group, but it’s clear that Korean Only 13 supporters don’t want Super Junior to be 20% ethnic Chinese. Non-Korean Only 13 supporters do not understand the meaning behind this nationalism.
*Hangeng knows that nationalism is uncool. If he were a Tungus nationalist, he would be rioting against the Russian government now.

 4. South Korea has a capitalist economy.
 Even in non-capitalist economies, consumers don’t go around whining that a product sucks. They get refunds. If you think you have the right to act childish on this issue because you’re a consumer, you got the concept wrong. First of all, SM’s a corporation and their first and foremost interest is to make money.  The market they’re targeting includes thousands and millions of non-Only 13er/ELF audiences. Do you think Only 13 ELFs are the only ones who watch Inkigayo? You guys are not the only consumers and SM should not have to amend their policy just to appeal to some four hundred thousand of people, assuming that 100% of ELFs agree with Only 13. That’s how free market works.  Since it seems like you guys have so much issue with market economy, go protest free trade which is more beneficial to the humanity than sitting in front of your computer all day long whining about All15. If you, my fellow, as an Only 13 ELF, have a problem with the system, you should become a socialist punk or something, not a nationalist. 

 I apologize if anyone was offended while reading this. Have a great day and remember to tell Teuki, who seem to support Only 13 at least a bit, this if you see him:
 “Proletarians of the world unite. You have nothing to lose, but your chains!”
 He’d know what that means;)
 

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 EDIT: I’m not a socialist, never was, never will be.

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