
Asian rocker guys are HOT
Rules here:
1.Witty sarcasm is appriciated,however,bashing isn’t.
2.Be polite to the authors and other visitors.
3.Try to comment in English only because I want to reply back to you. It’s okay if you aren’t that fluent.Just try your best!
4.I WILL deal with mean commentors in a mean way.
5.Do not,I repeat,DO NOT take out any posts,pages,pictures,video clips,etc. used on this blog.
6.Here at Sarcastic! we support Henry and Zhoumi and accept them as Super Junior members.
Alright, “sarcasticly” isn’t really a word. But I don’t like typing out long words, so the more correct word “sarcastically” is out. =) No comments like “OMG u dont speak english fob wtf is sarcasticly” because I know what I was doing when I started this blog.
This isn’t a Kpop blog(go to PopbitchSeoul if you’re looking for one), nor a fan blog. This is a personal blog of an enraged, bored, weird Asian-American girl. I write what I want to write. The coolest thing about a democratic country? Freedom of speech!!
I’m a fan of Super Junior, but I also support Super Junior M. I support ALL15. If you don’t like or support Henry and Zhoumi, fine; no one cares. But don’t go around bashing my point of view on Super Junior M.
Also, I don’t want to see mean comments on my blog. If you do post a mean comment, then I’m not just going to sit here and put up with you. Let’ be nice, or at least civil to each other.
Author of this blog:SJFF
About the author(read on if you want to learn about me!)

No that is not me.That’s Lee Hyori=)
I can’t tell you my real name, but I’ll tell you that I’m currently 19(of June.20th 09)I was born and bred in the US, in a bicultural society(Korean-American). I’ve lived in Korea for a couple of years, and I’ve attended an international school there. Then I came back to the States and have been living in the US ever since. I ‘m an amateur violinist, pianist, guitarist, photographer(I suck) and vocalist. I love most everything exotic, and that’s probably why I listen to some Asian music. I’m more of a left-winger politically, contrary to the stereotype of Asian Christians being overly conservative.
I’m a vegetarian(for ethic reasons), Christian, self-labelled art freak, punk rock fan, proud Asian American, and the mommy to future baby of Donghae(just kidding!:D)
Anyway,thanks for visiting and have a freakin’ nice day!
About this blog:
Opened on: 7/31/08
Opened by: SJFF,the author of this blog
Average hits: Uh…I really don’t care about hits.
Got questions?Got suggestions?Leave a comment and I’ll get back to you ASAP.
*I have a pretty bad grammar, even though I’m an American which means I grew up speaking English, thanks to all the preteen and early teenage years I’ve spent in Japan and South Korea. So if you find a mistake or two, don’t bother correcting me. I wouldn’t even care.
r u american? oow.. ic ic.. well.. HOW TO MAKE HENRY AS SUJU? I REALLY CURIOUS !! why SUJU SAID THEY’RE ONLY13!?! I’M SO DISAPPOINTED!! >_________<;;
anyway, my name is fika from Indonesia.. let’s be friend .. ^^
Comment by thesnowangel — August 15, 2008 @ 7:04 am
@Fika:really?omg I love Indonesian culture!!!SOO exotic!!(haha,sorry!)well im Korean but I’m born in America so that makes me practically American=)
i don’t support Only 13 either.heehee.yeah we should become friends.=)
Fika sounds really pretty and exotic.what does that mean in Indonesian(i mean,Indonesia has around 230 ethnic groups,I heard but…yeah=))
Comment by sjff — August 17, 2008 @ 1:59 am
@sjff..
r u asking for my name’s mean in indonesia? i dont know it either.. bcoz it used from arabian name means “friend” and in swedish means “having coffee with friends”
sorry for my poor english. >______<
Comment by thesnowangel — August 17, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
@thesnowangel:ur english sounds pretty good to me in fact=) i mean indonesia isn’t an english-speaking country right?ur english sounds pretty good.
so i guess ur name has something to do with “friends”?cool.=P
Comment by sjff — August 18, 2008 @ 9:12 pm
hii~
i just found your blog yesterday when i’m looking for SJ’s nicknames..
i really like your way of writing~
i love SJ, but i’m not the type of fans who will bash you for what u wrote :D
there are really a lot of things about SJ that i just knew from here.. haha
oh! i’m here to ask, how to read your post in http://sarcasticlyazn.wordpress.com/2008/08/05/according-to-the-super-junior-sasaeng-fans/ ?
what password do i need to key in?
i’m really curious >.<
Comment by lunecute — December 9, 2008 @ 2:00 am
@lunecute: Aww, finally a Suju fan with brains and hearts! lols=) Thanks for your kind compliment!
Oh, that post is really, you know…argumentive, and I really don’t want to get sued or killed, if you know what I mean *wink* The informations in the post are very subjective, coming from my Korean Super Junior sasaeng fan cousin. Really, I don’t think some informations in there are even factual. If you still want to read the post, I’ll tell you the password(actually I forgot but I’ll go and find out) so let me know.=]
Anyways, thanks!
Comment by sjff — December 9, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
you’re welcome~ ^^
ohh.. ermm, honestly now i’m more curious to know the info. heehee XD
if you have found out the password, email me k?
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anyway, take your time~
i won’t rush you. hehe ^^
Comment by lunecute — December 10, 2008 @ 1:54 am
oh! geez.. i forgot something..
thanks a lot in advance :D
Comment by lunecute — December 10, 2008 @ 8:51 am
@lunecute: okay, I’ll email you the password. Honestly, it’s not safe to post your personal emails on open blogs like this one, so I’m going to edit your comment. I have your email, don’t worry.
Comment by sjff — December 11, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
hahaha.. thanks a lot :D
really appreciate it ^^
Comment by lunecute — December 11, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
wow u’re korean-american. nice to see u. i’ve just found this blog when i was looking for suju’s exgirlfriend.
i like u’re blog and thanks a lot for the information abot suju.
oh ya… i support zhoumi and henry
Comment by bucha — January 16, 2009 @ 2:23 am
@bucha: Ah, nice to see that there’s someone who supports ZM and HR. And thanks for the compliment!=)
Comment by sjff — January 17, 2009 @ 3:24 pm
JIA YO Henry und Zhou Mi
I’ve been searching for somebody with a blog like this ^_^
I like your sarcasm. Sometimes fans forget that their idols aren’t made out of gold. Just continue spreading your opinion I like it ^_^
as for me…I like Linkin Park, interesting what you wrote about the comparision stuff.Well, I like SuJu, but you really got a point about that…how can people compare them with Nirvana??? It does simply NOT work…Nirvana is so different from SuJu. Rock vs. Pop o_O people discuss this issue since the 80’s why do we need to continue?
back to topic…I like your blog…hope I’m gonna hear from you
Comment by keirafan — May 25, 2009 @ 1:06 pm
@keirafan: AWWW thanks! With so many frustrated 13-year-olds calling me a nasty slut bitch, real fans like you keep me going!:)
Glad to hear that you love LP too:) Loved their new single New Divide!!Chester’s amazing; if he weren’t married I’d have kidnapped him!! Just kidding:]
And I mean, come on, NIRVANA? Kurt Cobain’s a legend. Even though I’m not a fan of grunge, I know that. If the kids were alive back in the 90’s and said that, they would’ve gotten slapped right in the face.
And thanks again! Keep visiting!:)
Comment by sjff — May 27, 2009 @ 1:10 pm
@ sjff: I keep visiting xDDD
I could write comments on Super Junior being 15 members all over again. Henry and Zhou Mi need more fans. Real fans, mature fans, not “we’re their biggest fans untill they join, then we’ll be the biggest antifans” people. Only13 go to Hell and never come back.
How but how can people support such an immature thing? I could really talk about this over and over again.
Oh yes, Chester…really his lucky woman. She got herself the right man! Chester is just an amazing performer..well, who else can sream,shout and sing on a concert untill the end without looking tired? And his voice is really wonderful.
How the hell I love New Divide!!! I’m playing it over and over again. LP even beats my K-Pop playlist for about a week.
Nirvana…same here, I’m not into Nirvana THAT much, but people really should know you can’t compare such a legend. Hands down how can SJ beat Nirvana? Grow up people!
thank you for calling me a real fan…it’s good to hear that..I’ve met a lot people cursing me for my opinion (so to say Only13 supporters)
I’ll keep visiting, promised!
Comment by keirafan — June 3, 2009 @ 9:23 am
@keirafan: HAHAHA:) Well, count me in! Love Henry and Zhoumi, and if any of those teenybopping Only13 fans were to stop them from joining the main group, I’d get my punk friends to jump them till they plead for mercy(jkjk!).
Comment by sjff — June 3, 2009 @ 10:26 am
@ sjff: Sure I count you in!!!
I really wish they will join, so I’ll keep on fighting for them.
Besides I won’t stop supporting and fighting for them when they finally succed. They NEED us fans.
Today I had some comment of an german E.L.F. bashing on my friend for her strict Anti-Only13 opinion. The E.L.F. girl said something about the deep and strong relationship between the 13. She took that as reason for SuJu to stay 13.
Oh hell, I couldn’t resist to answer that. Like Henry has strong bounds with Sungmin and Ryeowook, like Zhou Mi and Heechul being good friends since Zhou Mis Trainee days (underlined that with two pictures of Henry and Sungmin hugging and holding hands in front of a van) and saying that Henry and Zhou Mi are in included in this strong and deep relationship. Resuming it to be a strong bound between all 15. Guess she’ll be pretty pissed, but i don’t care. She’s always like “be fair with other fans” and “every opinion is permitted”….and then she comes bashing my friend….and I thought: AHA another immature fan. Kiss my ass.
Comment by keirafan — June 4, 2009 @ 7:22 am
@keirafan: What a retard! How does she know that SJ members have such “deep and strong” bonds by the way? I thought SJ members fought occasionally..? In addition, as you said, HR and ZM are close friends with them too! And I mean, I thought this country was democratic, which means you are free to have and express your opinions, even if it’s an unpopular one. Sadly, she doesn’t understand the meaning of a free country:P
Comment by sjff — June 4, 2009 @ 5:48 pm
@ sjff: jep, she simply doesn’t understand the meaning of a free country!
do you know how the whole thing started? I was in a SuJu M group on some website and some people said they like Henry and Zhou Mi to join….and that girl and her best friend (you can call them german chief E.L.F.) always tried to convince and (if that didn’t work) terrorize them to agree to their Only13 opinion.
Really, I don’t like that…bully someone in front of my eyes and I go up the wall!!!
So I left an entry with my opinion and (because if you can’t beat you enemy be friendly to him) said they can ask me if they didn’t UNDERSTAND what I wanted to say. Then this one E.L.F. girl NEEDED to start to discuss with me. And my friend left her opinion as well.
So she again bashed on my friend…and my friend tried to explain her opinion again (since the girl didn’t seem to understand) and I left another entry, still trying to be polite and that ended up as I thought….german chief E.L.F. 2 (and best friend of german chief E.L.F. 1) bashed on both of us…hrm hrm…and I tried to be polite all the time. It still shows how immature they are. She bashed on me for discuss about Only13 and she blamed us that we don’t accept their opinion (as if I could after the way she bashed on me). Oh HELL her friend started the discussion and now she blames that on me….IMMATURE.
People like that make people that support all 15 hide their opinion. People are afraid that these E.L.F. bash on them for have an opinion that DARES to be different from E.L.F.!Well, I’m not afraid to say what I think so I already got used to be bullied for prefering Henry and Zhou Mi joining. But I think there is one good thing about discussing with them for once. It shows to other people how E.L.F. can really be and that they shouldn’t get close to those false friendly E.L.F.!
Comment by xKeirafanx — June 6, 2009 @ 9:00 am
@xKeirafanx: Those cyber terrorists have no lives, seriously. Bash someone for having a different opinion? I mean, I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you find one’s opinion wrong or whatever, they you should discuss about it in a logical manner. How old are these “chief ELFs” are anyway, 13 or something? And why should we accept their unlogical opinions when they don’t accept ours? I can’t agree with everything in this world and neither can most other people. :P
Comment by sjff — June 10, 2009 @ 3:45 pm
about their age….I just died….I check it…OMG THEY ARE OLDER THEN ME!!!!!!
Now I’m even more disgusted. Number 1 is about two month older and Nummer 2 is…..21!Yes….TWENTIE-ONE!!!
OH HELL….their mind hasn’t grown with them I think…but now I’m shocked that people at and above my age can be like 13-year-old groupie fans….OMG!!!!
Sorry, but the fact that they are older but so immature just hit me.
Sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry, I’m just shocked. So E.L.F. is brainwashing too. OMFG!
Comment by xKeirafanx — June 12, 2009 @ 1:01 pm
@xKeirafanx: Now this proves that unlogical die-hard Only 13-ers have mental issues. I guess we normal people shouldn’t be so mean to those who are mentally challenged:)
21-year-old acting like a 13-year-old? Wow, that’s just shocking. Maybe you should ask her if she’s still living with her parents.:)
Comment by sjff — June 13, 2009 @ 10:32 am
@ sjff: she still goes to school so I think she still lives with her parents…erm, next year she’s going to graduate…hrm hrm with 22…well I will graduate with 20 cause I freewilling (and to get away from bulling) retook one year at the age of 14, but seriously…she’s in the school form with the highest level (like me) and she still hasn’t graduate? my sister is younger than her and she graduated this year….*shackes her head*
I’ll say it…Only13 is brainwashing
Comment by xKeirafanx — June 15, 2009 @ 11:32 am
@xKeirafanx: What a loser. No wonder why she’s Only13. No wonder why her professors have given her failing grades and she flunked.
Wait, do you guys graduate college that early in Germany? Haha, there must be a lotta smart people in Germany!:)
Comment by sjff — June 16, 2009 @ 3:48 pm
@ sjff: do you want a little introduction into overly stupid german education system?
First there is elementary school which takes 4 school years and from then on the different “Bundesländer” can decide how they build their system. The Bundesländer are kind of like a state. For example you have the state Rode Island and we have the Bundesland Sachsen.
Back to topic, the Bundesländer can decide from there on.
Possibility 1 is after elementary school there is the so-called Orientierungsstufe…these are two school years in which they decide what learning level you have got. After that there is a split into 3 different schools with three different learning levels…for the ones with many problems (or the ones that are too lazy/stupid) there is the “Hauptschule”. You graduate after your 9 grade at the age of 15/16 if everything goes well. It’s the lowest graduation level and you hardly find a job.
The other type is the “Realschule” till grade 10 with graduation at the age of 16/17. It’s the average learning level and it’s a little bit easier to find a job with this graduation level.
So the last one is the highest learning level. The so-called Gymnasium. It takes till grade 13, but they try the change it into till grade 12 (oh that sucks, more learning in less time). You graduate at the age of 19 and leave the school with the graduation that’s called Abitur. With this (and only this) you can go studying.
So depending on the Bundesland, the children are devided into three types of learning after elementary school/Orientierungsstufe.
This is about german education in short. Oh, there are special school where you can graduate with a special subject and have a special Abitur you can go study with too. And there is the so-called Gesamtschule, where all three types of learning are gathered.
I visit a Gymnasium and I still have the next two school years. But I need to graduate with the grade below me….yes graduation after the 12th grade. Man, this will be hard, less places to study and less possiblities for work…in the whole Bundesland….well anyway.
Hope this isn’t too confusing….it’s confusing for Germans too sometimes. Especially because of the different systems in the Bundesländer. xDDDD
Comment by xKeirafanx — June 17, 2009 @ 11:18 am
@xKeirafanx: Whoa. It’s good that you’re getting a good education and in Gymnasium:) I think it’d be kinda cool to be in a German school. No stupid people in AP classes(the highest class in high school where you cover college materials).
Bush messed up our education big, so now we’re basically just studying for yearly state-standarized tests in K-12 schools. We don’t even learn how to write fiction in English classes because state officials think memorizing stupid grammar rules are more important.
In high school, we do have separate classes depending on how smart you are and how much you can achieve and so on. What sucks is that brainless parents can sign their lazy and stupid children up for the highest classes and take away opportunities from actually smart students. The kids are going to work at McDonalds flipping burgers anyway, so why bother?
But you still can get into a good college if you work hard enough..Only that it’s going to be much harder for you to get into Harvard than that slob with an IQ of 70 whose parents have signed him up for AP or Honors classes. It’s not fair. I think it’d be better for us to have separate schools and let the state decide which level you’re on like in Germany.
By the way, gymnasium means a big hall where you get physical education in America:)I bet English speakers snatched that word from Germans:)
Comment by sjff — June 19, 2009 @ 9:27 am
@ sjff: yes I know about the meaning…but there isn’t an english word you can use so I decided to take the german word.
Germans use to mess up gym with Gymnasium in german meaning when they start to learn english…somehow I never did.
I just like to thank you for your latest post about ‘Immature13′. I decided to call it like this from now on. I even worked on a Henry Picture from some show and now there’s written on his paper: ‘Immature13′ WHO cares?
I put it as my background on youtube. Some ALL15 supporter already congratulated my for it xDDD
oh that you mess up birthdays can happen..well Ryeowook has 20.06. so to say in my timezone TOMORROW!
well, I’ll be away for a week and can’t go online..don’t miss me!
See you…Henry & Zhou Mi fighting!
Comment by xKeirafanx — June 20, 2009 @ 8:13 am
@xKeirafanx: Haha:) You have a Youtube account? Gah..What’s your channel’s address?
Have fun!!
Comment by sjff — June 20, 2009 @ 2:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/xKeirafanx
You can see I like that name.
Well, it’s really clear to see that I’m into Super Junior Fandom,but they aren’t like Gods for me.
Comment by xKeirafanx — June 28, 2009 @ 3:35 pm
@xKeirafanx: Must be a big Keira Knightley fan! Haha:) I’ve been liking her too since Pirates of Caribbean(sp?). She’s really pretty and a talented actress:)
It’s great that you have a life outside Youtube and fan forums unlike *cough* Only 13-ers:)
Comment by sjff — June 29, 2009 @ 7:53 am
@ sjff; oh yes, I love her acting so much…I have a lot films with her like (my favorite film EVER) Pride and Prejudice,Atonement,Pirates of the Caribbean,Kick it like Beckham,…
When Pirates of the Caribbean came out I was very lucky, because I like Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp too. Generally I like actors from the island (Scottland,Wales,England,Ireland) and from Hongkong xDDDD
oh yes, I have a life outside from the net. Unbelievable, isn’t it? ^_^
First I have to go to school (okay, I have vacation right now) and I have dancing every friday. Plus I like to go to the park and simply read for hours. I don’t need my computer and fan forums to enjoy my time. The net isn’t all. There are things like friends to meet and spend time with each other or like pets (I have a dog) to go for a walk with…or a family which is happy when you help them like make dinner for example.
Well, poor people that spent time with the net and their only (and invisible) friends ALL the time.Not that it’s bad to do that from time to time…I have friends in Germany I did’t meet so far but we write a lot and know each other well. But only having friends I’ve never met personal…these people never learned to make friends in real life and somehow that’s sad. As if existing without a PC with net is impossible. I hadn’t net for everyday use til I was 16 because my parents wanted me to spent my time in the net reasonable. And I think they wanted to save my from being spoilt by…stupid NC-17 fanfictions or perverted chatters. Now I’m grown up and they let me do what I want…hoping I’m reasonable. They trust me…great parents they are.
Well, well…I talked a lot about myself..sorry!
Comment by xKeirafanx — June 30, 2009 @ 10:10 am
@xKeirafanx: I like the fact that Keira Knightley shows a lot of emotion through her eyes in flims. She’s really talented. I like a lot of English/Irish/etc actors too. I don’t know any actors from Hong Kong, but I LOVE Takeshi Kaneshiro(half Japanese/half Taiwanese).
Wow! Do you like just go to the park to read? That’s so cool! There are like no parks in my area, and even if there’s one, I’d have to drive there. Also I didn’t know that you were a dancer. I used to dance, but not anymore. My PE coaches in high school tried to force me into square dancing but I ran away:)
Comment by sjff — July 1, 2009 @ 9:28 am
hey,i just noticed..ur birthday is on june 20th?happy birthday!be happy being 19! lol.. A little late,but..better late than never rite?^^
Comment by puppylova — July 2, 2009 @ 3:21 am
@puppylova: Nah. It’s actually on March 2nd:) I just put that in because I edited it on June 20th. Thanks though!!!!!!:DDDDD
Comment by sjff — July 2, 2009 @ 8:08 am
@ sjff: well ^^ funny…my birthday is on 26th march
maybe all sarcastic persons were born in march xDDD
Comment by xKeirafanx — July 2, 2009 @ 1:32 pm
@xKeirafanx: Ha maybe:) Happy late birthday! Ohh FTIsland’s Lee Hongki was also born in March!!:)
Comment by sjff — July 2, 2009 @ 2:25 pm
sjff! can you email me please? i have something to tell and a favor to ask:-D
Comment by anonymous — July 22, 2009 @ 2:12 pm
@sjff; hey, by the way…I’d like to thank you that you put the SM Town Europe Project under Blogroll. Saturday we met in Hamburg and took pictures, it was so much fun. We had fans from DBSK there, we had ballons for everyone and food like no good. Seems like many people participated so far.
Comment by xKeirafanx — August 17, 2009 @ 8:06 am
@xKeirafanx: Aw, you’re welcome!:)
Comment by sjff — August 17, 2009 @ 6:39 pm
@sjff; hey umm..
whats the pass for this one: http://sarcasticlyazn.wordpress.com/2008/08/05/according-to-the-super-junior-sasaeng-fans/
oh and thx for making this site. :DD ive been looking for something like this :D
Comment by BigSuJUFan — October 11, 2009 @ 6:41 am